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Chatroulette Piano Ode to Merton.m4v (via OdeToMerlin)

-Ben Folds does a TRIBUTE to Merton, LIVE in concert on chatroulette.

WONDER-TONIC: Limerick Questions - Bittorrent Edition

Where you submit questions posed in the form of a limerick and I answer in a poetic style of my choosing.

haroldthefourth asks:

Bittorrent is tricky to use,
But FTP’s simply old news,
Please aid my decision
(and spare the derision)
Which file protocol should I choose?

My answer, in…

I responded in haiku.

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Chat Roulette Funny Piano Improv #1 (via PianoChatImprov)

Why do I never get people like this?

“I DOWNLOADED EVERYTHING I EVER SAW ON THE INTERNET WHY IS MY COMPUTER SO SLOW”

Stereophile: MP3 vs AAC vs FLAC vs CD

I have been ruined for mp3 D:

A guy from Belarus whipped out his guitar and played along with my famous ukulele rendition of ‘Creep’.

It was only his second time on Chatroulette, and apparently our encounter has given him hope for its future. Chatlog below if thats your thing. :)

A Belarussian in Paris

> Connected, feel free to talk now
Stranger: wonna talk?
You: sure
You: how long you been on today?
Stranger: where are you?
You: australia
Stranger: its my 2nd experience on this site
You: its about 40% wankers
You: where are you?
Stranger: we're in paris subusb
You: ah bien
You: je parle francais
You: j'y habitais pendant onze mois
Stranger: its nice to talk to someone
Stranger: cool
Stranger: tu parle francais
Stranger: ou?
You: oui. un peut partout
You: 5 mois a Amiens
Stranger: moi j'habite ici depuis 6 ans$
You: 3 mois a Dijon
Stranger: je suis de belaroussie
You: ah ouiaid
You: ouais*
Stranger: bealrus
Stranger: cool i know`
You: Belarus en anglais
Stranger: nice to talk to you after all this masturbation person
You: I agree
You: you found any interesting people here?
Stranger: we are not gay!
You: I never said that?
You: thats alot of stickers on that guitar
You: play?
You: play!
Stranger: but play together
You: ah but the lag will ruini it!
You: your turn
Stranger: keske tu joue?
You: c'etais creep, de Radiohead
You: j'entends rien
You: mieux
You: et encore rien
You: ah voila
You: oui
You: genial
You: bravo
You: 11:48AM
You: et la bas?
You: il fait tard alors
Stranger: 1:50 a m
Stranger: yep kind of time to sleep
You: well!
You: I think its time to move on!
You: what do you think
Stranger: mom?
You: yeah
Stranger: yes
You: she doesnt undertstand printers
Stranger: bravi
Stranger: well - i c
You: do you mind if I post a picture of us to my blog about chatroulette?
Stranger: nice to talk to you - now i belive that vhatrouletter will probably syrvive
Stranger: go head
You: thankyou :)
You: check it out when its up at haroldthefourth.tumblr.com
Stranger: ok - now i think i'll better go to sleep
Stranger: thank for asking by the way
You: but of course
You: I wouldnt post without permission
Stranger: goodnight ot me and good day to you - person from the futuer
You: ciao
You: :)
> Your partner disconnected. Reconnecting...

Brad from New Orleans was a great guy to chat to! Chat is posted below if you are interested :)

If you are reading this Brad, my ukulele literally fell onto my graphics tablet and hit a button I had mapped to “Back”, ending the chat slightly prematurely. Sorry!

Brad from New Orleans

>Connected, feel free to talk now
Stranger: not bad
You: heh
You: cheers
You: so why are you using a hand held cam?
You: screen recorders are free
Stranger: the vid feed has a huge delay
Stranger: for shock
Stranger: just to see peoples reactions
You: where you at?
Stranger: the eye brow
Stranger: usa lo
You: australia here
Stranger: usa new orleans
Stranger: its 8 PM
Stranger: here
You: 8 PM YESTERDAY
You: freaky
Stranger: what do you call that instrument
You: ukulele
Stranger: did not know thats what the look like
Stranger: its gotta a good sound
You: sometimes they got a good sound heh
Stranger: might be one of my exotic favorite sounds, next to the harpsichord
Stranger: but im a creep
Stranger: that sounds real unique from a ukulele
Stranger: do you play it the same as a guitar?
Stranger: nice
You: pretty much yeah
Stranger: you have a good voice for that song
You: but the strings are not in the same order
You: and there are only 4
Stranger: is it hard to play compared to a guitar
You: well I have a guitar
You: but Im shit at it
You: so I find it easier
Stranger: i suck at the guitar also, i might have to try the ukulele, i like the soothing sound of it
You: you play an instrument?
Stranger: its not real harsh like a guitar can be
Stranger: i used to mess around with my brothers guitar
You: I can play like 2 chords on the guitar and thats it
You: chords on this are easy
Stranger: what else can you play besides radiohead's creep?
You: here ill show you C maj, Gmaj, then D&
Stranger: thats so awesome
You: cheers
Stranger: that sounded awesome with that song, it had a good beat to go with sound of the ukulele
You: ty. hey do you mind if I post a picture of us on my blog about chatroulette?
You: its not often you get good convos
Stranger: sure man
You: thanks!
Stranger: my names Brad
You: im Harold :)
Stranger: whats your blogs address?
You: youll be able to see it once its posted at http://haroldthefourth.tumblr.com
Stranger: nice to meet ya
You: you too :)
You: may your chatrouletting be wanker-free
Stranger: yours too